Let Me Count Thy Ways...
I love thy way you dry jeans in less than an hour! (I swear! It was like 45 minutes!)
I love thy way your buzzer goes beep beep beep and doesn't rouse the sleeping.
I love thy way you wash and a brake doesn't scream "screeeeeeeeeeeeech!!!!!!!"
I love thy way you spin a load of jeans and don't walk across a room.
Oh how I've longed for this day!